100wc #28 Liam Towamba AUS

“I’M TAKING YOU TO COURT FOR THIS!” roared the seething French businessman. “YOU SOLD ME A CAN OF ORANGE PAINT WHEN I ORDERED YELLOW!”
“But,” I said very blasé, “But It IS yellow, warm yellow, and if you wanted a different yellow you should have bought a different yellow, plus you can’t return opened paint tins.”
I DON’T CARE, I’M STILL SUEING YOU!” said the peeved Frenchman, who was getting rather put out.
“Look,” I said, “I bet you fifty bucks that they won’t answer your complaint.”
“YOU’RE ON!” He replied.
A week later…
“I HATE YOU!” He said,
“Cough up monsieur,” I replied.